Monday, December 4, 2006

Will Be Back Soon.......

I will be back soon with some updates......just been busy with a bad back and leg.

Don't go away, just stay tuned.......

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Smart Bro Update

So....a few days have passed since the creation of this blog AND the mass-sending of my letter via email. I have been pleasantly suprised that not a few people have expressed extreme dissatisfaction with Smart Bro, along with other companies.

Part of the problem is, I think, not that some employees are just totally rude and ignorant to begin with. Not that they have not been taught the art of customer service. Not that they KNOW the meaning of the word "service".

Part of the problem lies within us, as consumers. Sorry, if I'm about to make a generalization here, but this is my blog and my views. So either read on or exit now. Hehehe. You readers are more than welcome to post comments at the bottom of this post, whether they are supporting me or are against me. They will be there for other readers to peruse.

Anyway, back to my opinion. I was saying that we, as consumers, are also part to blame for this seemingly rampant, pathetically display of DIS-service in the country. Why? It's because we don't speak up. We just take the bull*crap* that is handed to us without batting an eyelash, with nary a whimper.

I mean, come ON, people! If we don't speak out, who will watch out for our interests? Companies who don't bother to invest in training their people on the value of giving customer service will be the winners in this saga.


Ok, back to my mini saga. Out of curiousity, how many of you guys think I'm making a mountain out of a molehill?

Anyway, I sent out my email on November 20, or thereabouts. This blog was created to emphasize the issue here: customer DIS-service.

The email has reached lots of people. More importantly, they've reached people who are INSIDE Smart; people who have some (or a lot of) say in what the company does. To that I say, good, good, GOOD!!!

Here's part of the scoop......some I remember, some I will be referencing my email and other notes. Yes, I DOtake NOTES. Apparently, it has done this case good. Hah!

{1} Okay, a lawyer for the company got my email. Apparently, he was dismayed to read my less-than-subtle comments about this service provider. It is said that he forwarded my email to some department (I am assuming Customer Care) with a note saying (I'm paraphrasing and translating here), " this is embarassing to the company/department. Do something about it."

{2) Of course, maybe the letter that I faxed actually reached a Ms. Techico, who is supposedly head of the Operations of Smart Bro's Wireless Department. And she may have instructed an underling in her department to take care of the "matter".

{3} An Arvin Publico, of Customer Care, emailed me:

Dear Ms. Gavino,

Thank you for communicating with us.

SMART Communications has always prioritized the efficiency and reliability of the service we
render to our subscribers. We take pleasure in providing the best communication service and
customer satisfaction at all times. We are saddened to know that your experience shows

Necessary actions are now being carried out to check on this matter. Kindly take note of Service
Request Number (SR#) ######### as reference for follow through purposes. Please accept our
apology for the inconvenience and our assurance that the matter is now being attended to.

If you have other queries, please do not hesitate to write to us.


Arvin Publico
Customer Care

{4} I have so many thought on this particular letter, I don't even know where to begin! Let's start taking it apart:

a] They take pleasure in providing the best...CUSTOMER all times. ---> Say what??? I for one, was extremely DIS-satisfied, hence the name of this Blog!!! First of all, there was absolutely NO pleasure (!!!) in that time-consuming interaction with their customer service representative. Second, their reps were certainly NOWHERE NEAR equipped with providing ANY service at all! Do you guys recall what the bright Marilou Rillon said to me?

“Ma’am I am only trying to assist our clients. I am NOT authorized to satisfy the customer.” (bold and underline my emphasis)

b] I just LOOOOOVE how he just tagged on his apology at the end. I mean really, if YOU were out to appease an extremely IRATE custome, woudn't you START with an apology?!?!?! Sheesh! Start with an apology and REPEAT the damn apology at the end! Put like this, it totally looks and sounds like an afterthought!

c] Read that last line in Arvin's letter: If I have any other queries, please do not hesitate to write to us. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Heck NO WAY am I going to hesitate! In fact, I'm writing ABOUT his company! Tsk! Tsk! ***shaking head in amusement*** Besides which, why would I write if I have a question? I'd pick up the damn phone! Smart is, after all, a COMMUNICATIONS company, are they not?

d] So technically, this form of "apology" if it was even that, is NOT an apology at all. Unacceptable. It's probably a pro-forma letter at best. Hmp!


There's more, but will do it tomorrow. I don't want to bore you guys with a too-long post. Best to keep the excitement going eh?

TTFN! Always EXPECT the best Customer Service!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Smart Bro: THE most AWFUL internet provider

I have got a hugely MAJOR rant to make about this company here who (attempts to) provide internet access.

The company? Smart Bro. Trust me. For those of you in the Philippines, or have relatives here even THINKING of getting a service provider, SCRATCH OUT Smart Bro. Why? I'll give you several reasons on......

Dear Miss (Wireless Operations Head):

I am writing to tell you of your Center’s deplorable “Customer Service”.

On several occasions --- too many to remember all the exact dates and times --- your customer service representatives have shown just how LACKING in training they are. They are courteous, yes, but they show no knowledge whatsoever of how to handle paying customers. They show no knowledge of what the current status of certain equipment (usually the bases/servers for the connection); they show no knowledge of inter-department procedures. If they have NO knowledge of these things, how in heaven’s name will they be able to answer the questions of clients?!?!

My “usual” call to 672-7277 (please note that I have actually memorized this number from sheer exasperation!) involves around the main fact that I keep getting the Smart Bro portal even while I am directly linked to the internet. My usual question is WHY??? Why do I get this infernal portal page when I am hardwired to the connection and NOT using my computer wireless capability?

And the usual answer I get goes something like this:

“Ma’am, please input the code shown on the screen” à as if I didn’t know how to read and follow the simple instructions! But ok, I’ve given your representative the benefit of the doubt several times. I know there is a script to follow.

“Ma’am, please restart your computer.” à what?!? Do they not know that to continually restart your computer/laptop is potentially damaging to the hard disk?!? Do they also not know that the screen shows the alternative of restarting either the router OR the computer? Why was I NEVER given this alternative?!?!

“Ma’am, have you paid your bill?” à now the reps are insulting my financial capabilities? Exasperating, I tell you!

But the ONE incident that stood out above the rest transpired sometime early October of this year, maybe October 4 or 5 if memory serves me well.

I had called the night before inquiring why I had had no connection for 4 to 5 days straight, with some instances of intermittent connection only. I was very understanding, willing to give your company some time to have your bases fixed because the whole country had just been hit by the storm, Milenyo. I had allowed for some technical difficulties because of this reason ONLY. Nothing else. Milenyo was a justifiable excuse I was prepared to be given.

The customer service/technical support representative who answered my call inquired as to the last payment I had made to Smart Bro. I replied that I knew my billing cycle was towards the end of each month, and that I usually paid on time. As my billing statement was at the office and I was at home, all the information I could give was the check number and the amount, which corresponded to what I was being billed for. Your company representative then told me that everything should be fine by the morning since he/she had put into the (presumably) computerized service log that I had paid my bill, but that I should contact PLDT to double check if the payment had gone through.

So, the following morning, I called PLDT and they did, in fact verify that I had paid my bill IN FULL, several days before.

I then contacted technical support and a certain Marilou Rillon answered my call. For the next TWO HOURS, I would be on the phone with her, with our whole conversation going in circles. I basically repeated my conversation from the night before so that she would understand my situation: I had NO internet connection, despite the fact that I had paid my bill on time, despite the fact that I had electricity, despite the fact that there was no problem with the internet base serving my connection.

And yet, the brilliant Ms. Rillon kept telling me to go to the Smart Bro portal. Each time she told me this wonderful piece of technical knowledge, I patiently asked her HOW could I go the infernal portal page when I had NO internet connection?!?! For obvious reasons, I entirely lost my patience when this went on for close to TWO HOURS.

Other issues that were brought up:

1. Ms. Rillon repeatedly told me to call PLDT to verify my payment being made. I told her that I had just gotten that confirmation right before I called her.

2. Ms. Rillon said that she couldn’t do anything because the system was showing that no payment had been received by Smart Bro. I told her that any internal agreements or work protocols between Smart Bro and PLDT were NOT my concern; that they were surely YOUR company’s concern and were in your best interest to see it resolved. As far as I --- a paying client --- was concerned, I had paid my bill and was therefore entitled to the service I had paid for.

I demanded to talk to her supervisor. Ms. Rillon told me that her supervisor had every faith in front people like herself in answering clients’ questions. I asked her if she had answered my question. She admitted she had NOT answered my very simple question of WHY I had NO internet connection.

Near the end of my patience, I again demanded to talk to her supervisor. Ms. Rillon said to hang on while she went to (presumably) talk to her supervisor. After a few minutes, she came back on the phone and told me that her supervisor had TOLD her to tell me that she (the supervisor) had looked at my questions/problems and that her (supervisor) answer was also going to be the same ones that Ms. Rillon had been giving me!

With exasperation, I asked Ms. Rillon what her job entailed. I quote Ms. Rillon verbatim when she answered me, “Ma’am I am only trying to assist our clients. I am NOT authorized to satisfy the customer.” (bold and underline my emphasis)

Well! Will wonders never cease! Your entire human resources department was probably working for your competitor when they hired these wonderfully brilliant people to work for you! Please, as you read this, you are welcome to insert the fullest amount of sarcasm with every ounce your body can exert at this point in this tirade of a letter.

When I asked the name of her supervisor, Ms. Rillon, in her trained brilliance, stalled and refused to give the name of her supervisor. It was only when I said that I needed the supervisor’s name for my records did she give in. The supervisor’s name: a certain Christine Paynor.

Upon realizing her “mistake” in releasing Ms. Paynor’s name, Ms. Rillon attempted to backtrack and told me to hang on. I did, more out of curiosity as to what deeper hole she would dig herself into, than any interest in hearing any more pathetic little excuses your department could think of that would supposedly appease me.

Imagine my surprise when Ms. Rillon came back and told me that Ms. Paynor agreed to talk to me. What! What honor bestowed upon me, a lowly, paying client, to finally be able to talk to a supervisor who had previously deigned to talk to me!

With great relish, I told Ms. Rillon, NO, thank you. I don’t need to talk to your so-called “supervisor”. I did wonder as to the final reason why Ms. Paynor wanted to talk to me. Hmmm…..Could it be because she may be reported for “performing” her job with great negligence? Or maybe it could be Ms. Paynor wanted to avoid the hassle of an investigation? I have no idea, nor do I care right now.

As a paying customer, I am aghast at the way things are being run inside your department. This is truly deplorable and pathetic. I am in the service industry myself and we DO NOT make it our policy to make things harder for our clientele. It doesn’t matter whether our client paid the lowest or the highest fee for our services. What matters is that the client is fully satisfied. THAT is true customer service.

The end result? You have lost this particular client. I may be just one client in millions, one client paying the lowest possible fee to try out what you had to offer, but this client WILL get this letter out and plaster it all over the internet, extolling to one and all who will listen about Smart Bro’s true NON-customer service way of doing business.

To date, I’ve convinced my entire family to NOT ever use Smart Bro. I’ve convinced my in-laws that your service, or should I say non-service, is truly not worth the effort to even try out your internet connection. I’ve convinced several friends to not even think of Smart Bro and the words “internet connection” in one sentence.

So at least, with this experience, one question HAS been answered: Will I ever go back to Smart Bro? With your questionable kind of customer (dis)service, there can only be one answer, and it is NO.



Client until November 25, 2006 (when my current postpaid subscription expires)


Can you even imagine the stupidity of these people?!?? And they call themselves customer service or technical support representatives! Sheesh! There is truly NO exaggeration whatsoever in the events that transpired. It's the plain, ugly truth.

This letter has been faxed to Smart Bro's human resources department and wireless operations department. Additionally, it has been emailed to smart website. I dont care really who gets the email. The email was also sent to one of Smart Company's lawyer, a cousin of Randy Somera (thanks Randy!).

Stella's sister, Stephanie, has a good friend working at Smart. In a strategic position, no less. Approving payroll, if memory serves me well. I hope to God heads are going to roll! She was happy that my letter had DETAILS! Heck yeah, it has details! I made sure I got all the names right; I made that stupid customer service person spell it out for me! Bwahahahaha!

And the best part? Japa has a college friend who is the current head of Globe's Broadband service, THE competitor that Smart great fears. Hah! You just KNOW that this email has been sent, read, and responded to! Blums --- you are awesome!!! :)